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Parachuting out of a C 130
It’s Task Force Moose comin’ in a hurry
Comin’ down to liberate the gay bar
The place is surrounded by a
Gang of homophobes, but the
Drag Queens are there and they’re
Holding their own
Bottles are flyin'
Crashing din
Just like back at the Stonewall Inn
Now the Force is flying toward non-violent offenders
Sittin' in a prison with no one to defend 'em
Out in the jailyard yelling with hope
Stuck in prison just for doing dope
But help has arrived with the
Sign of the Moose
Parachuting out of a C130
It’s Task Force Moose comin’ in a hurry
Comin’ down to liberate the inmates
High up over a Jesus Camp
Engines droning, looking for huts
For kids guarded by
Religious nuts
Counselors holler as the troopers descend
Screaming at the children
"Its the work of Satan"
Cause they're parachuting out of a C30
It’s Task Force Moose comin’ in a hurry
Comin’ down to liberate the campers
Task Force Moose has hidden base
Use their special skills to help the human race
Their mountain base is cloaked from radar scans
More secret than the office of
special plans
Parachuting out of a C130
It’s Task Force Moose comin’ in a hurry
Comin’ down to liberate the people
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Moose 2: Murder Mountain
03:30
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Moose mayhem
Murder Mountain
Moose mayhem
Murder Mountain
Pseudo-eco-terrorist
with his moose head on
Framing environmentalists
with his double-bladed...
Torching grow houses
Murder in the trees
Pseudo-eco-terrorist
with his moose head on
Framing environmentalists
with his double-bladed ax!
Moose mayhem
Murder Mountain
Moose mayhem
Murder Mountain
Enter the Dunning-Krugerites!
Rico-tocratic thuggabites
Humpty-Dumpty Dumpers
Headlamps and bumpers
And when the dam breaks open
Mayhem on the loose
There is no room upon the hill
And if your head explodes with dark, foreboding sluice
I'll see you on the dark side of the Moose
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Moose 3: Bohemian Grove
09:03
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Two savage forces
Combine together
A chain reaction,
A reactionary chain
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Church youth group
At the bible study
She's helpless,
Spiritual guide,
Chapter and verse
Chapter and verse
He knows she's vulnerable
Nubile and hot
She knows no better
She trusts him a lot
Chapter and verse
Chapter and verse
He knows he’s not without sin
But entitled to carry out God’s will
He punishes the whores
He punishes himself
He's the Christian Cleaver Rapist
Forgiven before he began
Hunting, Raping, and scalping
The youth who came for wisdom
The young who came for help
He’s chopping up their souls
He’s chopping up their bodies
He's chopping up their love
He’s chopping up their souls
Chapter and verse
Chapter and verse
He knows he’s not without sin
But entitled to carry out God’s will
He punishes the whores
He punishes himself
He's the Christian Cleaver Rapist
Forgiven before he began
Hunting, Raping, and scalping
The youth who came for wisdom
The young who came for help
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Rhino-Dick-Man
He penetrates the world
Yes, no, maybe so,
He penetrates the world
He penetrates the world
Dick and ax
Swing on the attack
Rhino and Moose
Masters in suits
Rhino-Dick-Man
He penetrates the world
He penetrates the world
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Task Force member Number Five
On the final Stone Owl drive
Sharp-edged ax on their neck
They must surrender all is lost
Task Force member Number Five
Is captured for the Moose to use
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Christian Cleaver Rapist
In a virgin/whore dick lock
Mallard rapist duck
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Koch brothers’ minions are running out of their togas
Franklin Graham head in sand
Bannon’s stilettoed by a shoe
Stone Owl power come unglued
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Penis
Escapes
The dead weight
Monumental
Phallic fake magic
Old pillars of deceit
Task Force Moose love power has won
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Pick up your pants
Tighten your belt
And love your humpty self
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(It's a) Whole other magnitude of mess
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Up and up and the people risin'
Small van event horizon
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